Awful Puns to Make You Laugh by Miller (reluctantly)

This is a a zine I made to send to my friends when they're aren't feeling so great. I don't really enjoy puns, but lots of my friends do and I like to do things for my friends. Wild, right? Below is an image description for each page:

Front: 

Awful Puns to Make You Laugh by Miller (reluctantly) 

[The text is in a circle around a picture of an angry star. ]

Page 1:

I am starting a new business selling soaps made with medieval texts for newly married woman.

[There's a clip art picture of soap and a person with long hair in a hot bath]

Page 2: 

The business is called Wife of Bath (sorry it's a Chaucer joke)

Page 3:

Speaking of Chaucer I was reading A Canterbury Tales the other day. I found it so funny that I threw my book across the room.

[there is a clip art picture of a person on a beach chair reading a book]

Page 4: 

It was a flying Chaucer.

[clip art pictures of an aeroplane flying and a book]

Page 5: 

My mum asked me to get her an embroidery hoop for her birthday, but I forgot to.

[clip art pictures of some cross-stitch and an embroidery hoop with a picture of a person breastfeeding on it]

Page 6: 

She was sew angry.

[clip are of an embroidery hoop with an angry face on it and a scared dinosaur running away]

Back page: 

A zine Miller made to give to his friends who inadvisably like puns when they are in need of a laugh. Miller hates puns so he hated making this.

[text is in a circle around a clip art picture of a clown]